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Q: Why is Kudu so cute?

A: He was born that way <3

Q: How old is Kudu?

A: Kudu turned 6 years old on the 11th of September, 2024. That's 40 in human years!

Q: Why are Kudu's eyes different colours?

A: He was born that way, and he is so godlike that he thought it would be a bit of fun if he gave himself different eye colours.

Q: What is Kudu's loudest ever meow or purr?

A: His loudest meow was 64.81 decibels, and his loudest purr was 74.35 decibels.

Q: What sports is Kudu competing in for the Paris Olympics 2024?

A: Kudu competed in the Loudest Meow, Loudest Purr, Longest (Cat) Sleep, Longest (Cat) Baguette, Fastest (Cat) Curl Up, Slowest (Cat) Reaction Time To A Toy, and the (Cat) 12 Stair Race.

He won Gold in all sports, except for the Longest (Cat) Sleep, in which he won Bronze. When asked why this happened, he stated that it was because he had to wake up to address the citizens of his nation.

Q: How many whiskers has Kudu dropped?

A: Since the second of April 2023, Kudu has dropped 61 whiskers, all of which are kept in a safe pouch, away from any possible harm. He last dropped a whisker on the 30th of July 2024, at roughly 11:30 AM.

Q: Who gave Kudu all of his power?

A: Kudu is recognised as royalty, and he believes in the Divine Right of Kings, as long as it applies to himself and himself only.

Q: What land does Kudu control?

A: The universe. Any land you have ever stepped foot on actually belongs to him.

Q: If Kudu is King, what does he think about King Charles?

A: Kudu has openly stated that "leaders or representatives of individual countries are too insignificant, I own the whole universe anyway."

Q: Why does this website exist?

A: This website exists because Kudu is so great, cute and adorable that he needs his own space on the internet for anyone to be able to access instantly.

If you disagree, you may exit this website at any time, and I encourage that you do so now, seeing as though you are so disrespectful towards him.